And when I say “Buzz,” I mean literally.
While I’ve decreased my coffee load in favor of skin care teas and tonics, I couldn’t resist taking this Chameleon Cold Brew home with me the other day. Why? The label is cool, and their tagline is “Coffee, Evolved.” (#Paleo)
I was loving the cold brew flavor and the funky chameleon graphic…and then, the lizard walked off of the bottle and started singing the Line Lizard song to me. (Unfortunately, I can’t find the LL song online. Rest assured it’s an unintentionally psychedelic song about kids and math. Ya know, those.)
Honestly, this just made me love it more. And it made for a really fun story at my job interview. (Kidding.)
Apparently, reading the “3X CAFFEINE” warning and moderating my
chugging enjoyment a bit would have helped me avoid this whole situation. I should’ve listened to Mrs. Featherbottom and read the label (name that show).
Anywhoo, the CCB is a new favorite. And I now know that when I look in the mirror and actually look like that chameleon, it’s time to dial back a bit. See? Over-caffeinated self-check built right in. I like these guys.
Now, on to the real Paleo Buzz: there are cool things happenin’ at the local grocer!
I was beyond excited to see two MAJOR additions to my local Whole Foods: first, Steve’s PaleoGoods; and second, Paleo Magazine!
If you haven’t tried Steve’s PaleoGoods before, I highly suggest you go for it. I never leave home, go to the airport, or catch a movie without PaleoGoods in tow. Cinnamon Krunch, the Apple Pie PaleoKit, and Buffalo Chicken Jerky are my faves. Bonus: your purchase supports Steve’s Club, a cause near and dear to my heart.
I write a Body Care column for Paleo Mag, and I was so excited to see the pub that I showed the cashier my bio and photograph, which is printed in the opening page. She looked at me…then back at the page…then back at me. Then, she laughed. Hard.
Maybe because in my bio I look like this:
And when I go to Whole Foods I look like this:
Just sayin. I get it.
Happy Friday, everyone!